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Long ago they were hanged and
burned in effigy, a messy and time-consuming endeavor.
Today they're beaten virtually with a simulated pipe!
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Disclaimer
Ripeforpipe.com in no way condones or
encourages actual pipe beatings. Rather, the mission of
ripeforpipe.com is to provide average, peaceful people, who at times
would like to lash out, with a virtual, vicarious outlet for their anger
and frustration.
It is our hope that viewers of this site will receive cathartic release
from the demons that haunt them by seeing the following reduced to
figurative pulp:
- talentless, vacuous celebrities
-
Hobbesian politicians
- unconscionable business magnates
- virus creators
- indifferent purveyors of shoddy
goods or services
- terrorists (of any cultural or
religious persuasion)
- idiotic policies or policymakers
- inconsiderate citizens (those who
violate the
social compact)
- confusing, poorly designed, or
otherwise stupid objects that make living a hassle and that, in
anthropomorphized form, would be provoking us
- scam artists in general, but
especially those who prey on the elderly
- anyone or anything that harms
children
Ripeforpipe.com assumes no responsibility
for any real acts of violence committed by its viewers; in fact, these
people would become candidates for mock beatings themselves. Good
day.
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