RIPEFORPIPE
People and things that deserve a beatin'

 


















Long ago  they were hanged and burned in effigy, a messy and time-consuming endeavor.
 Today they're beaten virtually with a simulated pipe!



Disclaimer
Ripeforpipe.com in no way condones or encourages actual pipe beatings.  Rather, the mission of ripeforpipe.com is to provide average, peaceful people, who at times would like to lash out, with a virtual, vicarious outlet for their anger and frustration.

It is our hope that viewers of this site will receive cathartic release from the demons that haunt them by seeing the following reduced to figurative pulp:
  • talentless, vacuous celebrities
  • Hobbesian politicians
  • unconscionable business magnates
  • virus creators
  • indifferent purveyors of shoddy goods or services
  • terrorists (of any cultural or religious persuasion)
  • idiotic policies or policymakers
  • inconsiderate citizens (those who violate the social compact)
  • confusing, poorly designed, or otherwise stupid objects that make living a hassle and that, in anthropomorphized form, would be provoking us
  • scam artists in general, but especially those who prey on the elderly
  • anyone or anything that harms children
     

Ripeforpipe.com assumes no responsibility for any real acts of violence committed by its viewers; in fact, these people would become candidates for mock beatings themselves.  Good day.
 

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